the first thing gideon asks almost every visitor who walks through the front door is, “do you know how to play chess?”
my advice is to lie.
keeping up appearances
vicar: "oh no, it's the bucket woman. drive, drive!!"
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for when you’re bored
"hm, no. no, i want - i want milk in it."
what my husband sings when i go shopping
"you'll never forget the first time you see one"
"you don't even want to learn how to cook dahl!"
how to be free from bitterness
for your education in basic morality
"don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!"
"every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine"
cranford (a town brimming with hyacinths)
the slowest book ever, turned into the slowest movie ever. score!
"in the end he died, and god's people were glad."
"so make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare..."
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ipod fodder
strangers with candy
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