going down in style

i guess you have to stop sucking your thumb sometime.  i’m used to her filthy bad habits by now, but i suppose everyone else is secretly horrified.  fine.  gel nails anyone?

the nail tech wouldn’t give me the 2 inch claw i wanted (so that jael stabbed herself in the esophagus every time she put her thumb in her mouth, plan a).  but she did paste a lot of rhinestones on it for added deterrence.  we’ll see how she fares.  so far, so good.

i did deposit a little tea tree oil under it for night time.  but i think i may need to milk a skunk for backup.  here goes nothin’.  and ten bucks.

update:  i had her sleep with me last night to monitor her and she did not suck her thumb once, or since.  bwahaha!  mommy strikes again.


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