tuberculosis

as she’s otherwise known. (natalie bea, tweety bea, tb, it’s just the natural progression.) for her birthday i made her a shutterfly book chronicling the 12th year of her life. sayonara scrapbooking. this was so much easier. i didn’t have to develop anything or get sticky stuff on me even.

(cop out.) although i think i still have to do the baby books the old fashioned way. easier or not.

and here natalie is, as of this morning. she let me dress her and do her hair. i went for the “nazi nanny” look. when i had her over for two weeks during the summer i couldn’t figure out what was wrong with her. so i made her take a personality test. turns out she is the “upholder of tradition” and her specialty is laying down the law.

the other day some of natalie’s friends were eating dinner on mum’s couch when she walked in. “what are you doing eating on the couch? you are in violation of the law!” the four of them go, “oh comeon natalie, there’s no where else to sit.” “well i am going to eat outside.” and she huffs off so as to not be numbered among the wicked and evildoers.

then she discovered that the boys had ate her food while she left it unattended. she glared at the two of them and said very calmly, “you will die, and i will feed your flesh to the birds.” nope, you don’t want to mess with tuberculosis.

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4 Responses to “tuberculosis”


  1. 1 archshrk October 13, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    She’s adorable. I love the look, the way she caries it, and the way she lays down the law. She’s my kind of people.

  2. 2 Gayla October 13, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    But, I’d rather she didn’t kill my grandsons. Maybe just a good beating?

  3. 3 archshrk October 14, 2008 at 8:17 am

    But if it comes down to her or them…?

    After all, they are trying to starve her out, aren’t they? 🙂

  4. 4 Gayla October 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    I think they’d probably share if she begged.


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