proof that i’m a good wife

(well, it depends on how you look at it.)

i’ve been sick and last night hubby came up to me in bed, “uh mave, do you put the lid down on the soap dispenser when you start the dishwasher?” “why yes, yes you do.” i wanted to add, “are you retarded?” instead i just asked if this was the first time he had used the dishwasher in the near two years that we have lived here. which was the case.

only three months ago he was wanting to know how to use the washing machine. i had better get well soon, who knows where this could lead. all this unnecessary knowledge of small, domestic appliances…

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