things you don’t like to find on your counter

squatting, for instance.


i had to tell him that this was not how he got a drink. it’s so very primitive. as is this:


it’s how cave men would go about opening a box of crackers. apparently i left the groceries out too long. i should put them all away before passing out unconscious.


3 Responses to “things you don’t like to find on your counter”

  1. 1 violeta September 13, 2007 at 5:47 am

    he looks like a pet monkey i wouldnt mind havin’!

  2. 2 mavis September 13, 2007 at 7:25 am

    right now the pet monkey’s are jumping on my bed. i wouldn’t mind you having them either. though i probably would want them back, eventually.

  3. 3 bec September 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Those are two of the greatest pictures, ever!

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