the boys crawl right in bed after their baths and yell “grease us like little piggies!”. then when i whip out the lotion they carry on like i’m giving them a body wax.

the boys crawl right in bed after their baths and yell “grease us like little piggies!”. then when i whip out the lotion they carry on like i’m giving them a body wax.

vicar: "oh no, it's the bucket woman. drive, drive!!"
for your education in basic morality
"don't think it's yours just because you marked it with your urine!"
"every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine"
cranford (a town brimming with hyacinths)
"in the end he died, and god's people were glad."
"so make the bad horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare..."
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